December 2011
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that moment when you accidentally glance over the last line of a book you have yet to read and immediately want to kill yourself
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And what better way to express it than make it into Fry!GIF (my first-ever GIF) and lull my troubles away?
I made a more general one, too, just for fun-zies, which you’re welcome to use.
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Yeah, sure, I micromanage. But that doesn't matter...
The one thing I hate about being an editor-in-chief on my yearbook team is when I spend an hour doing something on someone’s pages that are due today, and they go and change everything back.
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YOU EXCREMENT!
Palin: Excuse me. Uh, did you say, 'knives'?
Cleese: Rotating knives, yes.
Jones: Are you proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Cleese: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
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Wonders of Monty Python
Cleese: Good morning. I am a bank robber. Please don't panic. Just hand over all your money.
Idle: This is a lingerie shop, sir.
Cleese: Fine, fine. Fine. Adopt, adapt, and improve. Motto of the round table. Well, um, what've you got?
Idle: We've got corsets, stockings, suspender belts, tights, bras, slips, petticoats, nickers, socks, and garters, sir.
Cleese: Fine, fine. Fine, fine.. No large piles of money in safes?
Idle: No, sir.
Cleese: No deposit accounts?
Idle: No, sir.
Cleese: No piles of cash in easy-to-carry bags?
Idle: None at all sir.
Cleese: No luncheon vouchers?
Idle: No, sir.
Cleese: Fine, fine. Well. Just a pair of nickers, then, please.
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The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff
”Let all hear this: my shop is free of all class division and prejudice, and is open to everyone!” “-enters- Bonjour!” “Except, of course, the French! Hooray!”
”I assure you, Madam, if there has been a misunderstanding it is the misunderstanding you have made in misunderstanding that there is no misunderstanding other than your own...
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John Cleese, you ARE Sherlock Holmes:
Idle's "Woman": I was just having a game of doubles with Sandra, Jocasta, Alec, and David--
Cleese's "Sergeant": Hang on! That's five!
Woman: What?
Sergeant: Five people! How'd you play doubles with five people?
Woman: Uh, well, we were.
Sergeant: Seems a bit funny, if you ask me. Playing doubles with five people.
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Lord Henry looked at him. Yes, he was certainly wonderfully handsome, with his...
– The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. So why doesn’t Dorian have “frank blue eyes” and “crisp gold hair” in the film? Surely attention to detail, especially when it comes to aesthetics, is the most important part of screening such a novel? (via catontherocks)
“The Picture of Dorian...
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PRIOR TO WATCHING SHERLOCK HOLMES 2
Me: Wanna go see "Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows" with me? There's some nudity.
My friend-who-happens-to-be-a-guy: Sure.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER WATCHING SHERLOCK HOLMES 2
My friend-who-happens-to-be-a-guy: That was NOT nudity.
Me: It was pretty sexy, though, wasn't it?
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tookmyskull said: I’m Canon/Sherlock fan too :D
Yay! I feel like most canon fans would really like the BBC Sherlock, because it sticks quite spectacularly well with the books, while still being incredibly original and creative with its cinematography et al. :)
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Fabulous Mr Fry: "What's three times more dangerous than a war?"
Jimmy Carr: "Three wars?"
Spectacular Stephen: "It's work. You're three times more likely to be killed at work than in a war."
Alan Davies: "Does that include soldiers?"
SUCH A GREAT LINE-UP THIS EPISODE.
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What QI does to you: “It seems like everything that I know is wrong.” -Alan Davies
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Stephen Fry: “Sorry, sorry, it’s just funny to say ‘baaaaaaaaaalllllllll cock’. Yes, I learned at the University of Rowan Atkinson, me!”
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forgetyeahcomics asked: Hey I just thought of another one. "I just wanted to say Hello. Hello, (name of school), it's so very nice to meet you."
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incorruptible:
“I’m the Doctor. Do everything I say; don’t ask stupid questions; don’t wander off.”
Remind me eight years from now that I want to use this with my patients should I finally have all my dreams come true and I’m awarded my M.D. ;)
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