David O’Doherty: Life. "Somewhere over the rainbow, I bet life is just exactly as hard as it is on this side of the rainbow, and at that side you can’t even see the bloody rainbow—it’s an optical illusion. And who knows? Maybe it’s even more homophobic on that side of the rainbow. So let’s just stay on this side. And let’s all of us—even just for tonight—let’s just try and have a nice time."